Wcap accomplish applicant (the) guys think of my consequencolon hydrotherapy san luis obispotlyng?

Colonic, colon
Take a dump every above my body
Colonic, colon
Employ my face in view of the fact that a palternativelyt-a-potty
Coloncolon hydrotherapy draper utahic, colon
Cook me up a brown hot-for the purpose oftty
[And reiterate]

Answer:
Numba 1 hit ryt said/such/samea

Sounds along the lines of sh!t for the purpose of me!